Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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