i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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