what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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