i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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