They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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