Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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