You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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