We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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