East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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