Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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