My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I wear drunk well.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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