she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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