We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
my being single is dangerous.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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