ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
