I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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