a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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