Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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