im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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