If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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