Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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