Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
