if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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