See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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