I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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