I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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