I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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