I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference