I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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