It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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