I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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