I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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