you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
