i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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