I could have mohawked her pubes.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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