i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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