i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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