I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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