you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She told me I should be a condom model.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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