We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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