Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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