when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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