he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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