His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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