well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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