I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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