so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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