Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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