So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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