They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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