Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im part way to drunk.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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