i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I love you. Go after that dick
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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