Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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