Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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