The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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